How to lose many small chunks of your prostate
Prostate biopsys are easy. All you have to do is lie back in the most undignified position imaginable and let a doctor stab you multiple times in the perineum. Great fun. They do at least give you a local anaesthetic. In my case, I was booked in for 08:30am on a Monday morning. They suggest that you might not want to drive yourself home afterwards so DevotedWife™ stepped in to provide transport. Top tip: do read the whole of the invitation in advance, because although page 1 says 08:30, page 2 says “please arrive 10 minutes early so that you can be booked in”. So that’s an 08:20 appointment, surely? But I get there for 8am anyway, because I like sitting in empty hospital waiting rooms (apparently). When it’s time, a lovely lady invites you to pop into a very non-threatening room to get changed into a fetching little number, clearly designed to allow full access to everything of interest for an attentive lover, a determ...